CARD #2122.64 – INVASION – 09.07.2122

From Deimos Intergalactic Arena, Mars

– FADE IN –
(After the theme and pyro, we see that standing in the middle of the ring is none other than THE DARL MENACE and he doesn’t look happy.)

MENACE: At MIX-UP what you saw was a fluke! An anomaly! What you saw at MIX-UP was a young punk CHEAT his way to victory and become the new GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! If you were watching that match you saw, plain as day, what I did! Daimyo used that bolo of his several times in the match! Blatant cheating that lead to a cheap, hollow victory. There is no way that he could have one without it and he knows it! That’s why I, on behalf of Monolith am demanding a rematch immediately!

(Suddenly DAIMYO’S music hits! The champ is here! He makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.)

DAIMYO: Is this a wrestling ring or a nursery because all I hear out here is a lot of crying! Monolith lost, get over it.

MENACE: I most certainly will not ‘get over it.’ How can you stand here and call yourself a champion when you , and everyone else here knows, you cheated to claim victory.

DAIMYO: Cheated? I cheated? And Monolith is pure as the driven snow on Marnock right?

MENACE: How dare you! Monolith is the ultimate athlete. There is none greater and NO he would not have to cheat to defeat the likes of a whelp like you!

DAIMYO: Is that so?

MENACE: You know it to be true!

DAIMYO: Well anywhere, anytime he wants to try and win this back he’s welcome to it! I’ll tell you what though, it’ll be a lot harder to win back than to retain!

MENACE: Oh Monolith’ll will be able to win it back. He is the ultimate peak in….

(Suddenly a sound pierced through the area. A loud howl! WOLF is here! Hear bursts through the curtains and makes his way to the ring. He grabs another mic.)

WOLF: Ooooooowww! There sure is a lot of talking out here. These fans came to see action not the Jargln Mills Junior Debate team!

(CROWD cheers.)

WOLF: You two are yapping so much you seem to have forgotten one thing….I’m the number one contender! I defeated Monolith in that non-title match and therefore have earned a shot at that belt!

MONOLITH: You will wait your turn pup! First the former champion who was robbed of his title gets his rematch!

WOLF: Says you. I earned my shot before he was beaten by this upstart at MIX-UP! So I get first crack!

DAIMYO: I ain’t afraid to take you on old man! You were a hero to me growing up and I’ll gladly put the belt on the line for you. Just know that hero or not, I’m going to beat you!

WOLF: Again, I’m hearing a lot of talk and not seeing any action! Put up or shut…..

(The curtain parts and out comes COMMISSIONER MASSIF tot eh ring. He’s sprinting to the ring, anc grabbing a mic, steps through the ropes.)

MASSIF: Okay, okay, let’s put the brakes on here. We’ll get this sorted out. I’ve just come from meetings with the CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTEE and we’ve been trying to come up with a solution to this. We understand that people are owed title shots and…

(Suddenly THE TROUBLESHOOTERS music hits and they head to the ring. Steeping inside they grab a mics as well! The ring is really becoming crowded and the fans are going nuts to see so many superstars at once.)

MUSS: Yo, check it. You fools are out here bitchin’ and moanin’ about title shots and you seem to have forgotten that THE TROUBLESHOOTERS are in line for a title shot for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! We defeated those chumps Rage & Paralyze in a non-title match as well! So we wanna know, when to we get OUR title shot?!

MASSIF: Gentlemen, please, we’ll get to you, right now we’re working out the GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP situation.

THE BOMB: No, you need to be fixing this tag team situation or you’re gonna find yourself in a situation you ain’t gonna be too happy about!

MASSIF: Look, threatening me isn’t going to work. You earned you’re shot and you’ll get it! Now just let me…

(Suddenly the JUNGLE WARRIORS music hits and Malkuth and Panther Warrior make their way to the ring! Stepping inside, Malkuth grabs a mic.)

MALKUTH: Excuse me Muss, Bomb, but it is we, the mighty JUNGLE WARRIORS who are indeed next in line for a title shot! For it is we who defeated Rage & Paralyze at MIX-UP when they cheated their way to a retaining the titles by getting DQ’d on purpuse! We are owed a shot at the TAG TEMA CHAMPIONSHIP first. We demand a title shot!

MUSS: Sounds like you’re demanding a punch in the face, [censored] cat!

MALKUTH: I’ll gladly take your best shot and then throw it back at you ten fold!

MASSIF: Now look, this situation is getting out of hand. You need to settle down, we hwill come to an agreement on…

(THE GLADIATORS ANTHEM hits! The CROWD is going insane as RAGE and PARALYZE come through the curtain. The two make their way to the crowded ring with determined looks on their faces. They enter the ring and PARALYZE grabs the mic.)

MASSIF: Okay, now wait a minute. I know you’re out there to find out who you’ll have to face for the titles and I’ll tell you what I’ve told them, “We;re working on a solution!’

PARALYZE: You’ve got it all wrong. We’re not out here to complain and whine like these idiots.

MASSIF: You’re not? Well then why are you here?!

PARALYZE: TO BANG HEADS!

(At that moment, PARALYZE turned and decked MALKUTH as RAGE spun and kicked MUSS in the gut sending him flying back into DAIMYO! A HUGE brawl erupts and all the men in the ring start tearing each other apart! WOLF and DAIMYO are throwing punches back and forth! RAGE is brawling with PANTHER WARRIOR, MALKUTH is pummeling THE BOMB, MUSS is wailing on PARALYZE! THE DARK MENACE bailed immediately and slinks up the ramp as the brawl continues. MASSIF, who was stuck in the thick of things and motioned to the back from help and several SECURITY GUARDS and BACKSTAGE PERSONNEL ran down to ring side. It took 5 minutes to finally separate everybody! When each person was restrained MASSIF stood in the middle of the ring with a mic. The roar of the crowd is deafening.)

MASSIF: All right! That’s enough! We will have order here! Now, first we’ll deal with the tag team situation, since you’re all here tonight! TROUBLESHOOTERS, you are next in line for a shot so you will get your first crack in mere moments in the first match of the night…TONIGHT!

(CROWD goes nuts, there had previously not been any tag title matches scheduled for tonight! The JUNGLE WARRIORS started yelling at MASSIF at this point.)

MASSIF: Quiet! Warrioris you’ll also get your shot tonight because you will face whoever wins the first match in the last match of the night! The TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP situation will be resolved tonight! Now, as for the GALAXIAN championship, Wolf, you’re owed your shot as is Monolith so we will decide those winners on the next show SUPERNOVA! Wolf, you’re in line next for a title shot so you’ll get it first thing on SUPERNOVA! THen whoever wins that match will face Monolith at then end of the evening that night!

(Crowd is going nuts and you can see some of them are already on their wrist communicators ordering tickets for that event!)

MASSIF: Let me say this though, these are your shots! I’m only going to honor rematches for champions who have a rematch clause in their contract! Got it! So this is your chance to either win it or shut up. Now I want this ring cleared so we can start thhe action these fans came to see!

(The assembled wrestlers slowly start exiting the ring, still making threats at each other. THE TROUBLESHOOTERS and RAGE and PARALYZE remain in the ring because they are our first match!)

– GWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH –
Rage and Paralyze vs. The Troubleshooters
for the Galaxian Tag Team Championship
Rage defeated The Bomb with an ALL THE RAGE into a pinfall
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: Despite a good offense, the GLADIATORS were able to pull out a win, much to the frustration of THE TROUBLESHOOTERS.

Lorelei vs. Sultana
Sultana defeated Lorelei with a SULTANA SPLASH into a pinfall
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: Solid back and forth battle, but nothing to write home about.

– BACKSTAGE: ANIMEN LOCKER ROOM –
(We cut to the locker room of the ANIMEN where we see PLETHADOR taping up his writs. SHE-DEVIL stands in front of him with her hands on her hips.)

SHE-DEVIL: Look, I don’t know why you’re doing this. It’s insane. You can’t face 5 men in one night. You’ve proven you can beat Scimitar any time, but there’s no way you’ll be able to defeat him tonight and then go on to beat Tricks and the Circus Strongmen.

PLETHADOR: I have to.

SHE DEVIL: No. No you don’t. There’s no reason to put yourself on the line like this

PLETHADOR: Yes, there is. There’s the greatest reason in the world to do so. The same reason that Helen launched 1,000 ships! The same reason that Romeo threw himself on his sword! The same reason Targot crossed the seven plains of Windgere! For love. I love Rotunda and there is nothing I won’t do to make sure she is mine.

(PLETHADOR turned and left the locker room as we head back to ringside.)

– THE ROTUNDA GAUNTLET –
Plethador vs. Scimitar
Plethador defeated Scimitar with a SUCTION CLAW that lead to a submission
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: PLETHADOR was estatic to score this win and he immediately told VIN STRUTTER to send out his next opponent! Demented circus music played as TRICKS made his way to ringside!

– THE ROTUNDA GAUNTLET –
Plethador vs. Tricks
Tricks defeated Plethador with a SLEEPY TIME that lead to a submission
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: PLETHADOR pulled out all the stops in this match, but in the end it wasn’t enough. TRICKS was able to get the victory. And interesting point in this match was when ROTUNDA interfered on behalf of PLETHADOR! This won her no end of chiding from VIN STRUTTER who sent her back to the locker room immediately after. After the match SHE-DEVIL helped PLETHADOR to his feet and to the back.

– BACKSTAGE: HALLWAY –
(We cut backstage where we see TRICKS and VIN STRUTTER walking down a hallway. TRICKS is laughing hysterically about his victory over PLETHADOR.)

TRICKS: That idiot! He’ll never be able to get through us all. I think even if each match was in three feet of water, he’d still get dehydrated and lose!

STRUTTER: He’ll never got to Rotunda but it sure will be fun watching him try!

(TRICKS laughs hysterically but he’s not watching where he’s going and bumps directly into DISASTER! DISASTER spins around and gets right into TRICKS’ face.)

TRICKS: Look here Vin. This chaps’ got make up on. Perhaps he wants to be a clown too!

DISASTER: The only clown I see around here is you.

TRICKS: Yes. That’s right.

(There is a small pause as the two stare at each other and suddenly DISASTER rears back and clocks TRiCKS. The two immediately start brawling and STRUTTER tries to separate them as we cut back to ringside!)

Kill Prey vs. Vidtek
Vidtek defeated Kill Prey with a BIG TIME into a pinfall
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: VIDTEK picks up one of the greatest wins of his careeer in a great back and forth match! KILL PREY was upset after the match, but shook Vidtek’s hand afterwards. VIDTEK was beside himself with blustering pride after this match.

Nosfera vs. Retribution
Retribution defeated Nosfera with a DQ when NOSFERA used the DEMON’S BREATH
Match Rating: 2.50
Match Notes: RETRIBUTION seemed to have this match in the bag several times, but NOSFERA saw an opening and used the DEMON’S BREATH. The ref saw and IMMEDIATELY DQ’d NOSFERA!

Tauran vs. Sly Drury
Tauran defeated Sly Drury with a LEG HOOK PILEDRIVER into a pinfall
Match Rating: 2.50
Match Notes: TAURAN, obviously still fired up about U.S. MALE’S injury dominated this very one sided match! DRURY never mounted any offense and soon succumbed to TAURAN.

– GWF WOMAN’S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH –
Mother Superior vs. She Devil
for the GWF Women’s Championship
Mother Superior defeated She Devil with a DIVIDED WE FALL into a pinfall
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: Awesome match by these two ladies. Several near pinfalls. In the end the champ retained her title!

– GWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH –
Rage and Paralyze vs. Jungle Warriors
Paralyze defeated Rage with an elbow drop behind the ref’s back by MALKUTH that lead to a pinfall
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: The JUNGLE WARRIORS were able to pull out the victory on RAGE & PARALYZE who were a little sluggish after their match earlier in the evening. These two teams pulled out all the stops, but in the end it was the ANIMEN who’d be victorious!

Jungle Warriors won the Galaxian Tag Team Championship

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